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Whoa there, Princess. Looks like your sex drive's in Fourth Gear! (This one I could have told you before hand.)
So how's the view from the driver's seat? Your sex drive is in a very healthy Fourth Gear, and you're cruising down what Aretha Franklin called the freeway of love in a pink Cadillac!
It's great that you know what you want, when you want it, and with whom. Your lusty interest is certainly piqued, but let's make sure that it's not peaking!
The key to maintaining that healthy libido is maintaining a healthy lifestyle. A wholesome diet (plenty of water, a good dose of fiber every day, vitamins, minerals—the works) will keep that motor humming. And a smart exercise plan will help you stay flexible, strong, and ready for love. Healthy moves like these will help your lust for life keep up with your lust for, well, you know.
Princess, your lucky charm is a Lucky Horseshoe! (Now I have to go out and buy me a freakin' horseshoe, damn you.)
Giddy-up, yee haw! Your lucky charm is the trusty horseshoe. Legend has it that a true lucky horseshoe is one that was once worn by a horse. But before you start canvassing the local antique shops, know that you have to find (not buy) a horseshoe with its nails intact. The number of nails equals the number of years of good luck your lucky hunk of metal will bring.
Hang your horseshoes above your door upside-down (to hold the good luck in), or right side up (to drain the bad luck out). Can't find a real horseshoe? A miniature charm around your neck will work just as well.
So how's the view from the driver's seat? Your sex drive is in a very healthy Fourth Gear, and you're cruising down what Aretha Franklin called the freeway of love in a pink Cadillac!
It's great that you know what you want, when you want it, and with whom. Your lusty interest is certainly piqued, but let's make sure that it's not peaking!
The key to maintaining that healthy libido is maintaining a healthy lifestyle. A wholesome diet (plenty of water, a good dose of fiber every day, vitamins, minerals—the works) will keep that motor humming. And a smart exercise plan will help you stay flexible, strong, and ready for love. Healthy moves like these will help your lust for life keep up with your lust for, well, you know.
Princess, your lucky charm is a Lucky Horseshoe! (Now I have to go out and buy me a freakin' horseshoe, damn you.)
Giddy-up, yee haw! Your lucky charm is the trusty horseshoe. Legend has it that a true lucky horseshoe is one that was once worn by a horse. But before you start canvassing the local antique shops, know that you have to find (not buy) a horseshoe with its nails intact. The number of nails equals the number of years of good luck your lucky hunk of metal will bring.
Hang your horseshoes above your door upside-down (to hold the good luck in), or right side up (to drain the bad luck out). Can't find a real horseshoe? A miniature charm around your neck will work just as well.



















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