I'm going to try this at Rumors when the dancers come again. Think it'll work? lol


Night out with the girls....
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his left butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his right butt cheek. In an attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a$50 bill, called the guy over, and licked the $50 bill. I was worried about the way things were going, but fortunately, she just stuck the fifty to his left butt cheek again. My relief was short-lived.The guy raced over to me!!! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do????
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crackof his ass, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.